The Code (Not) In Action – Lindsay Lohan

By | June 28, 2012
Don't EVER do this!

Don’t EVER do this!

Not a day goes by that someone doesn’t do something STUPID with a firearm.  Honestly, I don’t think a day ever will.  Usually, these STUPID things end harmlessly and hurt no one (thankfully), like today’s guest.  Today’s guest star is Lindsay Lohan!  That’s right, the epitome of ‘don’t do that’ has struck again, this time with a firearm.

I take the

The Code

very seriously and any of the firearms owners I know take firearms safety more seriously than a heart attack (I know this by their diets) and would never let any one put a gun in their mouth under any circumstances.

(Just for the record there is a pic of her putting an empty magazine in this firearm making me believe the firearms is real)

Let’s break it down:

#6 – I will not allow my firearms to fall into the hands of those who are restricted or otherwise unqualified to own/use/posses them.

If there was ever a poster child for don’t give them a gun, this drug addict, attention seeking, narcissist is it.  While this isn’t  LiLo who broke this rule, the photographer Terry Richardson deserves a smack to the head as we assume it’s his firearm in the picture.

#8 – I will treat all firearms as loaded, unless redundantly proven otherwise and done for a specific purpose.

Now some people will say that I’m  wrong, the clip is clearly empty and she had a specific purpose for doing this.  But let’s be clear – THERE IS NEVER A REASON TO PUT A FIREARM IN YOUR MOUTH – EVER!

#9 – I will never let the muzzle cover anything I am not willing destroy or kill.

While it could be argued that Lindsay Lohan was willing to kill herself (she’s arguably destroyed herself years ago) there again is NEVER A REASON TO PUT A FIREARM IN YOUR MOUTH – EVER!

#10 – I will keep my finger off the trigger until my sights are on target and I have made the decision to destroy or kill what my firearm is pointed at.

Again, she may be suicidal (still, again?!?!) but (all together now!) THERE IS NEVER A REASON TO PUT A FIREARM IN YOUR MOUTH – EVER!  We also know from other pictures that she has poor trigger-finger control.

This is such an obvious rule that it’s not in

The Code

because it is really obvious to any one with half a brain or any firearms experience at all:

THERE IS NEVER A REASON TO PUT A FIREARM IN YOUR MOUTH – EVER!

I keep saying it because it’s true, don’t do it!  Don’t do it if you are a movie star, donn’t do it of you are a washed up star, don’t let someone else do it if you are a photographer. (One last time everyone!)  THERE IS NEVER A REASON TO PUT A FIREARM IN YOUR MOUTH – EVER!

See Also:

Movie Line Article

Guns.com Article

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